Hiatus

Sorry for the hiatus, guys (this is funny in itself because I'm almost certain that no one reads this...so who are these "guys" to which I speak?). I was detained by local authorities on the 14th, not long after crafting my last post, for peddling grassroots peanut butter in Davis Square (sans peanut butter vendor's license) and couldn't post bail until early this morning. Anyways, we're back.

That being said, so is robot Ronnie.

On this day, november 19th, in 1831, the 20th president of these United States, the honorable Mr. James A. Garfield was born in Orange, Ohio, weighing in at 13 lbs. 6 oz. Quite the heffer, I know. Garfield's mother described the birth as painful, however the reason for her pain was not the large child being expelled from her vagina but the cold, sharp hands of the midwife delivering it. That midwife, my friends, was in fact from the future. That midwife was Robot Ronnie. After the birth the midwife was seen retreating on the back of what Garfield's mother could only describe as "...a rigid machine." That rigid machine would later declare that if elected, no American would be subject to new taxes. How did that work out?